The question typically comes just a few minutes into small talk with a stranger. And it stops the convo cold. Them: “Do you have kids?”...

We have never once done business with Groupon. Unless you count “business” as them calling and emailing incessantly even after being...

I often wonder, if I added up all the wasted seconds, how many hours of my life I’ve spent trying to open plastic bags (produce bags at...

New year, you’re saying? Ashley, it’s March. Yes, but on the Ashley calendar, March = New Year. I return to life when daylight savings...

{Want to hear what a horrible person I am? Once, Grandma was helping me with garage sale prep and she came across a box with some of the...

Self-discovery is an inconsiderate bitch. Y’all know I hate winter; it’s no secret (I can hear you: “yes, the cold, the dark, you hate,...

It’s December 20th and if you’re wondering how we’re doing around here, let me fill you in. We have a new water feature in the spa. Isn’t...

Have you ever been personally Yelped? I have. Let me tell you how it feels: not great. I know I’m supposed to be way more on top of...

Mom and Dad Smith One of my favorite memories from when Smitty and I first started dating was visiting his parents’ house at...

Yesterday I was writing a long list to share here of things for which I’m insanely grateful – my heated mattress pad, doggie drinking...